Reported sightings of a gigantic creme egg falling from the sky in the vicinity of Mission Bay and Orakei, Auckland have been received by this news station since 1:00pm this afternoon. A reporter was sent to the scene, and this is what they had to report. "The massive egg has landed in the middle of the road. A construction crew have been called to the site. They have isolated the spillage and are presently waiting for a heavy duty crane to remove the egg. They have asked people to stay back behind the cones. Clean up will commence shortly afterward."